Short Stories
The US recession that wasn't.
How to say "Pixar" in Chinese.
If there is going to be any kind of affirmative-action, it ought to be this kind.
The abstract from an academic paper co-authored by yours truly. WARNING: Drowsiness may occur. Do not operate heavy machinery or an automobile after reading this.
How not to apply for a job on Wall Street.
This is probably not the kind of product endorsement that makers of resealable sandwich bags will cherish.
I almost believe this story about Mitt Romney and a "Secretary."
